A little story from last night at Native New Yorker with Ceasar a buddy of mine from LA Fitness: One often wonders why guys end up with women. Aside from the sex guys just love to hang out with guys to watch sports, play sports etc. No feelings are exchanged, we don't have to "guess what's wrong" etc. However each time an exchange like below happens it all becomes clear why guys want women long term:
Ceasar: Dude did you see that waittress, she likes me.
Me: She doesn't like you I don't know why you always say that this one didn't even look at you.
Ceasar: See you don't get it, she's playing hard to get
Me: Maybe she's not looking at you since you are a grown man wearing an Italian soccer jersey with another mans name on it. And it say's "Totti". You're not 6, you're 40 and we are not at a game you wore that on purpose.
Ceasar: Man you don't get it.
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