This was 20 years ago and I was working in San Francisco. We were at a McDonalds and a guy was trying to make the moves on some woman (they were both in line). So we were watching in the same way your might watch a NASCAR race (waiting for the big crash n burn). He seemed to be doing pretty well until he pulled out...Yes the Velcro wallet...
The crackling that a velcro wallet makes when opened almost made that woman's hair stand up. He opened the wallet in slow motion as my friend lunged towards him saying in slow motion "Noooooooo" as he dove to save the gentleman from certain humiliation. You could see it in her face that she was not impressed. That's why my coworkers and I always say "Nothing says I am not getting laid anytime soon" more than a man pulling out the velcro wallet.
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